February 2010
1 post
Hello again, Tumblr. It’s been awhile, but I haven’t forgotten you.
September 2009
4 posts
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
2 posts
June 2009
5 posts
May 2009
11 posts
Uruguay to allow gays in the military →
I knew it was a cool country!! :D
April 2009
17 posts
if there weren’t a shit ton of pigs being bred for slaughter would there still be this swine flu problem?
I should have taken pictures of this when I came home. My coffee was spilled and the cats somehow managed to spray the coffee all over like it was in a super soaker. on the wall. on the calender on the wall. on the floor. on the cabinets. under the cabinets. on the stove. on my slippers.
who did all the cleaning before when i was studying for the bar exam? when i was practically...
People often ask, “melissa, what do you do with all your time?” It finally just occured to me where all my time goes. I live in a studio apartment and I have two long-haired cats and a dog that sheds more than any other dog on the planet. Also, my cats are old and throw up all the time. So that’s where my time goes. I spend my days lately trying to make my apartment fit for...
sham wow crime scene →
Alright. This has gone too far. What the FUCK where those two doing that they felt the need to beat the shit out of each other like that? Didn’t they just meet? That kind of violence-fueled hatred only happens after there’s been at least a few dates.
“Dude, I know I sound like a rotten bitch but that [redacted] girl’s sooooo...”
– Mariela, my ridiculously funny friend.
March 2009
40 posts
I have a new hero. →
Wish I was this creative when I still had a car.
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
It sounds silly, but I really want to buy a bunch of land and turn it into a farm animal sanctuary. I would get a nonprofit org status and get public funding and find a bunch of people to help me run the place. I’m giving this some serious thought…
I want to create my own farm animal sanctuary.
